You've been naughty
Thank you
You're welcome. You reminded me
to be nice to those who are nice to me
I have to tell you, I own this land
the hotel where you work and the theatre
I'm the billionaire
Sam Ching
I'm here, Shannon
You're early. Queenie gets out at noon
Sam is in hiding, so I'm not busy
It sounds like you're surrounded by women
Are you jealous?
- Or you think people... - Hi,
- will talk? - welcome
I have to go. I have a visitor, bye
Bye
Her mother is looking for someone rich
How else can she upgrade herself?
Grooming herself for it is nothing
Teaching her girl to dupe men is canny
I picked out some gifts for you to send her
No, she doesn't want them
Otherwise she wouldn't have returned the pendant
You know, she's the kind of girl who thinks
a $84 fish...
deserves a dignified death
I know you're upset, but I'm happy for you
Why do you say that?
Because you're in love whole-heartedly
And why do you say that?
Normally, you won't waste a minute
But you've been waiting for two days
You taught me to give her time
That's what I'm doing
Let me teach you something else
Love is tolerance and patience
I wouldn't dare teach you anything
But if you love him, tell him
He's an honest bloke
You're too weird, no one can read your mind
This is serious
What happened?
He is filthy rich, Sharky
Who am l? I'm nobody
What will people think of me?
You tell me
I'm a croupier, a dancer
If people say I'm taking advantage of him
I'd go berserk and hit to kill
He's super rich and I'm super broke
You know what...
I don't want
people to say
If you call yourself a whore
that will make him your john
You'll be a perfect match then
If you're under pressure 'coz you're broke
Billionaires like him are under pressure too
Come
1, 2, 3, 4
Hurry, hurry up. Let's go.
Wounderful.
Hurry, more energy.
Jiu
Good evening, Miss Kwok
What happened? You said you needed this job
This is a mess
I'm sorry, I know
I'm not good enough
If you know that, why did you mess it up?
I didn't
- Why didn't you follow the pattern? - I'm not good enough but I love you
What did you say?
I'm talking about the pattern
So...
So am l
No, what did you just say?
Nothing
- I'm asking you - I'm sorry, Miss Kwok
Can't you say that again?
The Wicked Witch strikes again
Sorry, I screwed up
Wrong number. Milan
It's OK as long as I didn't make the wrong choice
You're mine. Sam
I have 3 questions for you
No, answer my 3 questions instead
Do you love her?
Yes
Miss Kwok, Mr. Ching's friend
Don't mind me, just carry on
Hi
It's OK, unless you think we're in the way
No. I'm afraid I'll shoot off my mouth
What have we done to make you feel that way?
You seem like Wicked Witch to me
As if you can curse me with just one look
As if you'll throw a punch or a kick
to get rid of me
You're smart to recognize she's Wicked Witch
You're so looking good
- You're a lady killer - Excuse us
I bet you don't need me
Have you eaten?
Yes
But I have to go now
- Why? - l...
Staff is not entitled to this type of service
I snuck in
We'll go somewhere else
- No, that's stupid - What?
You own this hotel. Why go somewhere else?
Shall I fire you?
Good, fire me
I can really do that
- Go ahead, make the call - I'm for real
Can't take a joke?
It might be a joke this time
But you can really get me fired, Boss
What makes you think I'm so scary?
I know you need getting used to
I promise I won't try to change you
I'm still your Gambler, OK?
OK?
OK
Tell Jo not to bring me anymore dresses
I've taken off more than I put on these days
My poor feet
Sorry, wrong room
Meet my Mom and my ex
The first one
You like erotic dance?
For a living or for pleasure?
It's not erotic dance, Auntie
I don't dress sexily, they pay me $1 00 less
You're still dancing?
I still have to eat and pay rent
I don't want the troupe to fold
We need gimmicks
But we don't do...
Are you getting used to being...
with Fluffy?
Who's Fluffy?
He is
- You're Fluffy? - That's right
Cat got your tongue?
Did I use my chipmunk voice?
No, OK
You did OK
Don't worry, they just came to see you
What's good to see
I'm a super dummy
My Mom has a keen eye
She can tell right away you're not a dummy
but a very nice girl
What worries me is that Snow White
will be scared of the evil Queen
Not anymore
You're not scared?
Because I have Fluffy
I'm your Rem
Fluffy
Rem
- Fluffy - Why are you yelling
- with a weird high note - Fluffy
I'm mad
Fluffy
What do you think of Milan?
I'm 5 months pregnant
Don't make me guess
I know very well
how tough it is to be my woman
I'm glad you noticed
Girls don't trust you more...
for what you did
Especially not Milan who has nothing
- I got it. I know what to do - Fluffy
- Wait here - OK
Well?
The sillier a woman is, the more she loves you
She's very different from us
Nothing I say will change your mind
Don't worry, I can manage
If you're worried, buy her a house or stocks
I'm not worried
because I have you
That's why I told her your nickname
You were daring even as a kid
It's hereditary. You're just the same
- Give me a hug - Come on
Take care
- Okay, bye - Bye, Auntie
- Watch your step - Bye
- Hello, Sam - Hello
Hello
Finally, nobody will say he's gay
Not us, I mean the magazines
You mean the international edition of Empire?
They listed Sam's criteria for his women
It was a mile long. Did you read it?
I'd rather not
Or I'll have a headache and can't sleep
I remember one:.
brains and looks
Connections, tastes and fertility
What happened? They picked on you?
No, they were nice
They asked stupid questions?
I just didn't know what to say to them
For real...
I can't even remember their names
That's easy, I'll tell you
There's Ada, Sharon and...
We can go if you want
No, you should go back in, I'm OK
I better not
I'm not fond of them
They shoot off their mouths and wear low-cuts
I only like low-cuts on you
Teach me how to dance
Come on
- OK - OK
Well?
Left or right?
You tell me
- Left - Left?
- OK - Left
Left. I stepped on you
Come on, lift it
Ready
What's so funny?
Stop
You said it
You're most honest when you're truly hungry
Tell me, will you marry me?
I love you, I love you
My love for you surpasses everything
My love for you will never change
Take good care of Milan
Just tell me I do
I love you, I need you
Listen, from now on
I'll always be there when you make a wish
I love you, I need you
I miss you, My love is true
Loving you, you are my only one
My love for you surpasses everything
My love for you will never change
Everyone sent you their congrats
What are you saying? Get to the point
Point No. 1, the shareholders and business partners
question your fiancee's background
Getting married is our business,
not theirs
That's pertinent to Point No. 2
Your second wife...
got 1/3 of your assets at divorce
which was, of course, your personal assets
but now you own a corporation... in other words
Milan's background...
increases the risk factor
What are you proposing?
Say it
A prenuptial agreement
that stipulates, in the event of a divorce
Milan is entitled to a limited alimony only
so that she won't be a liability to the corporation
I don't want this
Think of something else
This is your Mother's idea
You're back
- You're practicing? - Yes
Carry on, you can read this later
What is it?
Nothing, some company document
I'm the chairman
A major loss in my assets
is detrimental to the company at large
What is this?
A prenuptial agreement
You must understand my position
The company's interest is top priority
What if
I'm just saying what if
we get a divorce, you're entitled to my...
I know this is ludicrous
But I must protect my company and shareholders
They need protection
If we want to get married...
we must sign this
We getting married
is none of the shareholders' business
Just tell me if you choose to give up
If he wants to count, give him babies
Make him pay for each of them
So what if the agreement is very thick?
Charge him by head counts
Don't pout
That's like getting paid to make love
A big fat zero for orgasm
You're wrong
The zeroes in your bank book is your orgasm
One zero. Oh
Two zeroes. Ohoh...
Three zeroes. Ohohoh
Understand?
- Morning - Morning, Sam
What is it? The toast is no good?
I gave you a double
Enjoy it
This may seem complicated
Trust me on this
Auntie didn't go to the casino?
She didn't want people to think she's selling you
to pay her gambling debts
She wouldn't go even if you make her
We dare not shop for groceries
in case the paparazzi find out what we eat
You can't go out?
I dress like this to cook at home
It's the same as going out
Jean Paul and I may not be rich
We still want to present you as a lady
Jean Paul?
I'm Jean Paul
She's Tiffany, you're Milan
- We're all famous brands - That's right
You're home early
I called you
I forgot to bring my phone
I'll hit the shower
Dinner is ready, let's eat first
I ate at my Aunt's
She has a phone, why didn't you call me?
I want to take a shower first
Go ahead
Are you asleep?
What is it?
Can you forget about the agreement?
Yes
It'd be perfect if you're not the Chairman
I'll sign it, good night
Before the commercial break
Let's review how John met Zoe
He's secretly loved Zoe for 3 years
but never had the guts to tell her
Now you finally have the guts to tell her
If you love her so much
what took you so long to tell her?
She's better than me in every sense
What was her reaction?
I had no intention to tell her that day
I only wanted to meet her for dinner
and talk about that later
and she agreed
But on her way to work the next day
She had an accident
What happened?
She died
Come over here
I want you to tell the audience
Why did you decide to appear on
"Follow Your Heart"
Because I still love her very much
I'm sorry I didn't tell her I loved her in three years
until now. I regret it
So what if she turned me down?
At least she'd know someone loved her
You're very brave, John
John bared his soul to us
We should give him a big hand
Give me a pen
Let me explain this
No, I don't want to know
All his ex-wives signed this?
No, he never thought of it
Simply because...
his company expanded too quickly
This is actually his Mom's request
Sam would never tell you
in case you feel awkward when you meet
I have a request too
If you ever get a divorce
she'll donate all that she'll get to charity
I'm OK with it
But before she signed it
why did she add such a provision?
Because she found out
the agreement was your Mom's idea
How?
Sorry, slip of the tongue
I see
- Miss Kwok - What is it?
Someone to see you from the TV station
Mr. Ching has no media appointment today
They asked for you
Me?
"Follow Your Heart"
It's a hit matchmaking show
You're kidding
Look, Uncle
That's my license plate
Yes, Ml 321 1
You have such a good memory
Queenie, do you have gifts for other uncles?
Queenie
Get up. Go study in your room
Say goodbye to Uncle
Bye
I don't want Queenie to follow my footsteps
and have people look down on her
Is this OK?
OK
Self-knowing, self-overcoming, self-changing
before loving someone
Sign up if you want no regret. We're waiting
We'll help you follow your heart
Sharky
No man has ever made me so happy
yet so...
miserable
But it's worth the misery
You think it's OK...
for someone poor
to be with someone rich?
Unless the man is spending the woman's money
What's wrong if the woman is spending the man's?
Here comes your problem
Hello
I learnt a new trick
I'll grant you a wish that will come true
Try it
I want to marry a billionaire
Stop kidding around
I'm not
I thought I'd be OK with it
How hard is it to spend money?
I'm a woman. I can become a rich woman
But I can't
We're worlds apart
I can act dumb when I'm with you, right?
But when other people say about me
I really want to...
You're the one I love
Why should they make me sign an agreement?
You're OK with it
But has it ever occurred to you I'm not OK?
Forget it
Tell me now
Will you marry me?
Right now?
Right now
Right now, the answer is no
You should go, I need to practice
Sorry
I go on TV and accept a contractor
What will people think of me?
No
Not me, it's him
What will people think of him?
That's so mundane
Don't you care what people think
as long as you love him
If someone tells me...
she loves me on TV
I'd go for it in a heartbeat
Then why didn't you
tell her you love her
and let her jump at the chance?
- No - Why not?
Because I'm a man
Men
Men must save face and women mustn't?
I can't live with myself
It'll be too humiliating
Humiliating
- I'll go, I don't care - Utterly humiliating
Leave him alone, don't beg him
He's just the chauffeur
- Chauffeur - He's lily-livered
Silly driver
You don't have to go with her
I will
- Oh, yes - Go my ass
Do you know where we're going?
- Of course I do - We're not going swimming
I heard you.
- You're offering happiness - Over there
- and try to find a taker, right? - Exactly
You're drunk.
This is not a game
Jo will get hurt because of you
Who do you think you are?
- Sam Ching. When Sam Ching wants a woman - Sam Ching
she'll come flying in from hell
I'm Sam Ching and I'm loaded, so what?
An idiot proposed today with a ring
- She said no - Who did?
No. So what if I know she's the one I want
She has to know that too
Forget the rest. I'll tell the whole world
I love Milan
- Good - I have decided
to go with you
Yes. You are a good boy
He's bad. We go
Let's go
Wait
You're such a pain
I trust you. If a man proposes on TV
will a woman say yes?
If I can do it
any woman can do it
Anything goes
Trust me
Anything goes?
Absolutely
Come, let's shake on it
Good
We'll all go
Com'on
Follow your own heart
Milan, you're struck by Cupid's arrow
Look over here
What TV station is this?
Shannon, you're struck by Cupid's arrow
What are you doing?
Follow your heart
I'm your host Tommy
Welcome to the show
OK
Tonight, we have with us
a chauffeur
a super office lady
a single mother
an unemployed worker, and
a billionaire
But...
All men are equal when it comes to love
You must follow your heart
for love and bliss
Let the show begin
We have 6 special guests tonight
but only 5 of them showed up
We've been trying to call...
Mr. Ching's girlfriend
but there's been no answer
Mr. Ching, you're welcome to leave now
before Milan refuses to make an appearance
Can you handle that?
We'll see how long you'll last
Now, ladies and gentlemen
Let's give a warm...
welcome to Mr. Lin Jiu
our unemployed surrealist and warrior of love
Hello
Aren't you a bit overdressed?
I need not respect your show
but I respect love
Good comeback
For that, I'm giving you a chance
to tell us exactly how lowly you are
My name is Lin Jiu, I'm from Shandong
where I worked for a theatre troupe
I came to Macau 2 years ago to look for a job
How sad
But that's alright. Now, let's see
how outstanding your Jo is
Jo, you graduated with honors
at the world famous University of Texas
Your current position is...?
Company Secretary of Mannequin lnternational
A multi-billion dollar corporation
You know the meaning of Company Secretary?
Here's something for you to learn
A Company Secretary is only second to the CEO
Mr. Lin, you simply have no idea
what you're up against
Let's give him a big hand
You're wrong
You said on your show
even with the possibility of rejection
it's worth it to let her know
someone is truly in love with her
You...
You also said on your show
Right here, Love asks for nothing in return
And here's my favorite line
Today's hesitation begets tomorrow's regret
- Also... - Enough, Mr. Lin
Please stop quoting me
Look
1.3 billion people are behind you
Make good use of this moment
to fight for your happiness
OK, let's hear it
I came here to say
Most people would think
I'm not worthy of you
We are more than miles apart
But I have a right to love
I'm here...
to fight for happiness
to give her
I simply want her to know that
Thank you
That is truly touching
But what good will it do?
What do women want from men?
Power
Jo is an outstanding woman in Asia
You're an unemployed worker
Will she wait for you to crawl your way up?
Give Mr. Lin a mirror
Let him see how good a match he is for Jo
Don't play him for a fool
That's what he gets for screwing up
He's fired while he's still on probation
- Am I right? - It wasn't anything major
He made...
minor changes to the design
Minor changes?
Ladies and gentlemen, why don't we
take a look...
at Mr. Lin's minor changes
Here's the original design
and this is his
Jo, you have seen this before, right?
What do you see?
A glass inside the circle
A glass?
Technically
that's a champagne flute
Jo's schedule is so busy
she doesn't remember...
the champagne flute
or that she has given it away
To Jo, this champagne flute...
is nothing
but to me, it's very important
This is the first present she gave me
I cherish it
No wonder Mr. Lin treasures the flute
It's not an ordinary glass
It represents his undying love
Nothing matters on my checklist now
It's the heart that counts
Allow me to love you for the rest of my life
Yes
It's a success story
Congratulations
You may proceed to our Throne of Happiness
This is Milan, leave a message
I'll think about calling you back, bye
Milan, it's Sharky
You're one step away
from finishing the dance
Shannon, how many blind dates have you had?
Too many, I don't remember
Too many
Bringing your daughter along every time?
Were you worried about that?
Most men would have a problem with that
You're not afraid they'll laugh at you?
No
I come from a poor family
I don't know about being afraid
My husband had an affair when I was pregnant
I survived that
Whether or not people look down on me
won't stop me seeking a man who loves me
Ladies and gentlemen, a true warrior of love
Give her a round of applause
Louder
Now I want you to give Tim
the loudest boo you can manage
OK. We boo him because he's too fussy
Tim, I really want to know why
you caused such pain to these pour souls?
Here's your chance
Go on stage, if you're a man
and explain to Shannon
From the start, Shannon knew my problem
But Queenie changed me
A child is simple
You like something or you don't
Adults have too much to think about
I'm a fussy chauvinist
I was indecisive. I even bought a ring
but somehow I screwed up
To Queenie
I did what a father should do
I picked her up from school. I played with her
I held her when she was too tired
and let her sleep on my shoulder
We took lots of pictures
When I looked at those pictures
I realized
I had never smiled like that
So happy
So sweet
Can you...
give me another chance?
Uncle
Queenie
Mommy
Another success
Congrats to you
and to our show for making another match
Please take your seats
Step over to your throne
Thank you, Tim
I'm very happy today
We matched up 2 pairs
With half pair to go
Mr. Ching, you're on
Nervous?
I find it weird that
Mr. Ching asked you to appear on that show
But he's right for you, you're both crazy
Play a trick on him on live TV
ask him to strip dance
Just remember
You'll be happier if you can be silly
You dare to step on stage, Mr. Ching?
Would you like to try...
the Throne?
Will a miracle happen...
in the next few minutes?
It will
You think so?
Look over there
No answer
No answer since the show started
Will it be better...
if you call yourself?
I bet there's still no answer
Maybe you need to show...
your good faith
I'll give you one minute
Explain yourself in front of the camera
Maybe, just maybe
she'll take your call
OK
When I was little, I heard on the radio
Happiness was a crystal ball
It was shattered as it fell to the ground
Everyone can pick up the pieces
Everyone has the right to embrace happiness
However hard you try, you can't have it all
But you'll get some if you try
I believe in that
I think...
she also believes in that
Dial the last number. Scared?
The phone is ringing
Is he my Rem?
Still no answer
The clock is ticking
It's time I announce
there's no miracle tonight
You're a rich man, you get special treatment
I don't like you, but I'll give you another chance
You can buy 1 second with $1 million
How much time do you need?
Time is running out, make up your mind
5
4
3
2
No thanks
Time's up
A failure
I pronounce Mr. Ching a failure in love
He can take his seat, alone. Please
Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see
all men are equal when it comes to love
Even billionaires lose their brides
Iet alone a jobless man
If it's meant to be, it'll be
If it isn't meant to be, you can't make it so
How about I report you...
for lecturing me?
I believe no good deed is never lost
Why is everyone so nice to you?
Because I'm nice to them
No one asked me to trust them before
Because no one else is nice to you
You shouldn't gamble if you work so hard
I want to go learn dancing in USA
Thank you
That's all for tonight
Thank you, bye
Mr. Ching, actually...
I'm fine
I understand
Why she didn't show up
I don't think I need to wait till I'm 1 00
When I was little, I heard on the radio
Happiness was a crystal ball
It was shattered as it fell to the ground
Everyone can pick up the pieces
However hard you try, you can't have it all
But you get some if you try
I believe in that
Why?
I didn't do it on purpose
I don't want people to stare
I'm sorry
You said love is our own business
I remember that, I really do
I'm not ready for your world
OK
But I'm ready to let you into mine
Will you marry me?
Now we're even
Come on
Bring it on Up by SpringBay ,many thanks to NTVK for sending this sub.